Send them away

"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!" as quoted by Will Rogers, American comedian and actor.

If we just gave them all one way tickets maybe we could make some changes around here. I say let's start all over!

Wack Wednesday-Cannibalism

So, I am starting a new feature here: Wacky Wednesday. This will be a day of funny quotes. And to start it off, let's start with a quote on cannibalism, because what's funnier than people eating other people?

"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal." as quoted by Demetri Martin, American stand-up comedian

Selfishness

"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.” as quoted by Jerry Lewis, slapstick comedian and well known personality for MDA telethon.

I choose this quote today for a reason. My husband is being arrested in order to raise money for MDA. Please follow this link to help raise money. Any small amount will help. Who wants their husband to go to jail? I don't! Help us out please.

We should learn from the animals

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home." as quoted by Bill Cosby

Maybe we should take a look at this!