Living forever

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." as quoted by Joseph Heller, American satirist author

Blind dates

"Never take a blind date to a silent film." as quoted by Geoffrey Parfitt, English comedy writer

Ya think?

Fictional Saturday-NCIS

After Tony comments on his upcoming anniversary with NCIS. Gibbs remembers the date and Tony is "touched" that he remembers. Then:

"Well it seemed like a good idea at the time." as quoted by Leroy Jethro Gibbs, NCIS supervising agent.

The tightrope of humor

"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life." as quoted by William A. Ward.

Nicolas Cage has something to say on his birthday

Okay, this isn't necessarily a quote from his birthday, however it is a quote from Nicholas Cage. I am still researching where it comes from, but your quote of the day is as follows:

"I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green."
as quoted by Nicholas Cage